This post is in the interest of parental self-protection.
If Joy ever comes to visit you, and catches sight of a bottle similar to this in your home...
... and starts excitedly making a hand-sign that looks like this:
THIS is what she actually gets to have, when we celebrate a special occasion. Like last night for my birthday, when she saw the bottle & stem-glasses come out (she gets an open plastic cup now) and was "more"-signing so enthusiastically I thought she was gonna hyperventilate.
Kristian Regale Apple-Lingonberry fizzy juice.
Please make a note of it. Thank you.